hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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All I want to do is lay and bed and listen to The Strokes. 

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fantasticsteve:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

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lonelyistheonlycompany:

damn

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tagged as:
#reference

goodbyekellybelly:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

ah yes, lower pain pain

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tagged as:
#music

SONG: Us
ARTIST: Regina Spektor
ALBUM: Soviet Kitsch
PLAYED: 19511 times

radtracks:

us // regina spektor

we’re living in a den of thieves
rummaging for answers in the pages
we’re living in a den of thieves
and it’s contagious

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favorite character meme ★ [5/6] quotes

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nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

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tagged as:
#music
#but childhood

SONG: Drama Queen (That Girl)
ARTIST: Lindsay Lohan
ALBUM: Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
PLAYED: 19523 times
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fullmoonsister:

bollywood-ishq:

the dream team

Always 4 ever

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vorobey008:

make me chooseRust Cohle or Errol Childress

Do I look dead muthafucka? Fuuuhhhh.
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bestnatesmithever:

This post goes out to the troops

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viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

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